Dark luxury restroom alcove in wood and chrome, lit like a display case

Bismarck · Since 1997

Every throne, a monument of porcelain.

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Twenty-eight years of porcelain held to one standard — the Triple Swirl Process, and no stains, ever.

The Commissions

A catalogue of porcelain, offered as lots.

No. 01

Royal Throne Polishing

The Triple Swirl™ Process applied to a single throne at the highest standard the house observes — finished by hand, inspected, sealed.

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No. 02

Presidential Package

The comprehensive commission: an entire commercial restroom suite brought to one uniform standard of porcelain excellence.

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No. 03

Emergency Shine Response Team

Rapid dispatch for acute porcelain crises. The house arrives — and the stain does not survive the visit.

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The Standard

No stains. Ever. A promise we have kept for twenty-eight years.

The Triple Swirl™ Potty Polishing Process is patented, documented, and inspected — not a routine of cleaning but a discipline of restoration. Every commission carried out by the house closes the same way: a porcelain surface returned to monument condition, and a guarantee staked on the name.

McPoopyPants Certified Throne inspection seal on a near-black tank
Inspection ID · MCPP-2024-001
Row of neglected vintage toilets in a dark facility, before restoration Before
Polished wood-panel toilet alcove, monument condition, after restoration After

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